Hey, it requires imagination.

Disney Lies

Urban legends and lies and damned statistics from the Disney canon.

How Golf Explains Trump

Well, for a 72-year-old, he’d be a six. Six or seven. So he’s good. He’s a good player. He’s among our best presidents ever to play golf. But he wants the world to think he’s fantastic.

I think the best lies are the ones we all get to be in on.

Letters from Detention

Arrested on completely nonexistent charges—for merely being a friend of Julian Assange—these letters catalog his months in an Ecuadorian prison. Thoughts of an innocent person, suffering under vaporous lies.