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href.cool

Articles and videos of reasonable length. Five to ten minutes. Some of these are sites I just kind of look through, but never go too deep.

Gary Crowley's Headache Vids

I risk losing you here - cause this might seem spammy or something. But I think a good librarian is going to hang on to something sweet, regardless of the optics.

If you have headaches, give this trilogy of short vids a shot. I’ve recommended these to so many people with positive results. A low-effort victory. I’ll take it.

www.youtube.com

Rachel Maclean

Somewhere between Shopkins, Garbage Pail Kids and pornography—films and artworks that are grotesque and beautiful, a hellscape and a paradise, a beauty tip and a courageous quip just prior to an apocalypse. There is wax on the camera.

www.rachelmaclean.com

"Afternoon of the Sex Children" (2006)

“Once liberation reached a point of adequate success, however, sex was unconscionably easy to liberate further, as commerce discovered it had a new means of entry into private life and threw its weight behind the new values. What in fact was occurring was liberalization by forces of commercial transaction, as they entered to expand and coordinate the new field of exchange. Left-wing ideas of free love, the nonsinfulness of the body, womens equality of dignity, intelligence, and capability, had been hard-pressed to find adequate standing before—and they are still in trouble, constantly worn away. Whereas incitement to sex, ubiquitous sexual display, sinfulness redefined as the unconditioned, unexercised, and unaroused body, and a new shamefulness for anyone who manifests a nonsexuality or, worst of all, willful sexlessness—that was easy.”

nplusonemag.com

Swing Dancers vs. Street Dancers

The amazing thing about these ‘battles’ is how joyful and (I don’t know how to put this) enlivening they are. The whole place comes alive and you just want to be there, partying in the middle of this rare encounter. (Related: Subway sax battle.)

www.montrealswingriot.com

Reggie Watts @ TED

The important thing to remember is that this simulation is a good one. It’s believable. It’s tactile. You can reach out; things are solid. You can move objects from one area to another. You can feel your body. You can say, ‘I’d like to go over to this location,’ and you can move this mass of molecules through the air over to another location. At will.

TED’s criminal overseriousness is horrific. Now face the very pinnacle of that horror.

www.ted.com

The Fatal Ensnaring of Dan DePew (NSFW)

While this isn’t a ‘simple’ crime—along the lines of stealing a basketball—I think the author makes a compelling case that this was a case of mere fantasy that snowballed into disaster. This is possibly the most salacious link in this directory, almost a piece with the New Yorker article “The Voyeur’s Motel”, which became an entire scene of drama following its publication—both exposés dive headlong into two opposing sides of male sexuality. (However, both of these men are the same: both are stealthy and rapacious pursuants.)

Oh and wouldn’t you say the interrogators of these cases—the police and journalist figures in these articles—are far more complex and devilish than their subjects??

www.nybooks.com

Mackerelmedia Fish

THE ‘GO BACK…’ LINK FALLS TO THE FLOOR. IT WILL SERVE AS A FINE MORSEL FOR THE VIRTUAL VERMIN. SUCH IS THE BITTER SWEET LIFECYCLE OF A WEBSITE.

mackerelmediafish.com

Life of D. Duck II

Drawings and games featuring D. Duck II and his Uncle Jubalon. The humor is absolute debased - but a very unique style of hand-drawn animation.

www.bjornarb.com

normality.pdf

A violent, seething game where players are unable to sway a cruel, abstract world that lies to them and turns them against each other. Both ‘pessimistic’ endings and ‘darkly optimistic’ endings are available. Other details here.

www.1km1kt.net

How to Read

I like that this is so prescriptive. You may not use the shorthand here, but I’ve found the overall advice sound. This is a terrible admission, but I do this for novels. I haven’t read it till I’ve read it twice.

robertheaton.com

Read Write Collect

A very active, detailed stream of quotes on education and the Web. I enjoy looking through this.

collect.readwriterespond.com

Funny Mapguy

Not funny and no maps. Just a kid reviewing Mountain Dew and every ball game he watches. I don’t know what to say about this. I occasionally check in to see if he’s still going.

www.youtube.com

"24/7 Relentless Careerism" (2010)

“Friend every poet you can on Facebook, goodreads.com, porn sites—” Jim Behrle’s gentle rant on self-promotion, from a poet’s view. A realization that Jewel is the all-eclipsing poet of the now. Reminiscent of Bill Hicks’ New Kids bit. (A different perspective, but related: “How Do We Write Now?” by Patricia Lockwood.)

www.poetryfoundation.org

Idle Words

The blog of Pinboard’s creator Maciej Cegłowski. Thought-provoking articles and slides. If you read blogs, well, read this. (Maybe try: this talk.)

www.idlewords.com

"Now More Than Ever" (2018)

Right, okay—a link to The New Yorker? What can I say—if a story gets to me, then what can I do? This has a strong scent of this society of ours. I felt a similar ding! ding! reading George Saunders’ “Sea Oak”. I’m not looking down on society here—I absolutely revel in it. I think I get to be part of this, too.

www.newyorker.com

Unimaginable Heights on 'Hipster Bait'

"And if you think about how Elijah Wood has over 4,000 records in his collection and still says his favourite band are the flipping Smashing Pumpkins (everyone’s third or fourth favourite band when they’re 14), you’ll realise that all he’s doing, all that anyone is doing, is getting up in the morning, then moving around, then going back to sleep; that no matter how grandiose the things you do might feel, they’re still just happening one after another in-between bursts of hunger and tiredness, that it will always be difficult to focus. There will be the task at hand, and there will be disorientating, conflicting impulses swirling around inside of you, always.

It’s official: Best Website on the Internet! Should be the start page that comes with every copy of Internet Explorer. (Also hanging onto: Beable’s Listography, a linkdump from this author.)

unimaginable-heights.neocities.org

The Collagist

An online literary journal that I really enjoy. (A related quality print journal is Conjuctions—who republishes some bits online.)

thecollagist.com

Urbigenous Library

Assorted classic essays and short stories. Good example of a nice, plain personal directory as well.

urbigenous.net

I Found Some of Your Life

After finding an SD card of 227 images, the writer of this 2004 blog made up stories for the pictures. Until the owner was discovered and the blog was closed.

web.archive.org

superbad.com

Layers upon layers of shifting, spawning hypertext. I think among aesthetic CSS/HTML experiments, this has to be my fave—in part because it changes over time and, in part, because it is simultaneously so new and so old. (The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine is in JUNE OF 1997!)

www.superbad.com

DIAGRAM

Hypertext stories and, yep, diagrams!! I like that links are red and not underlined. And some other things are red and not underlined. So I end up reading and passing my mouse over everything. It’s like I’m really touching the pages with my finger. Amateur braille experience. “WE VALUE the insides of things, vivisection, urgency, risk, elegance, flamboyance…” (Oh got this one from Nathan, my friend who you will need to like.)

thediagram.com

"bulldyke" (NSFW)

I can’t explain it, but I want to make a little LEGO scene of this poetry reading. It’s like fashion and sexuality make us into archetypes.

www.juked.com

Suicidemouse.avi

A boring, repetitive clip which somehow contains a kind of horror. To me, its not the screams—it’s what it does to your brain. Inanity, descent into madness, is somehow captured here. Another variant takes Mickey through gradual, subtle physical derangement. His walk never changes. This is us moving through modernity.

www.youtube.com

Enchantment in the Command Line

A ritual for you, your solarpunk friends and your computers and your ethernet cables too and some HTML written on looseleaf scattered around the floor. Yes, that’ll do it. Fine fine. Ok, coolguy.website.

coolguy.website

Parenting a Visionary Child

‘My 6-year-old daughter sees things other people don’t. “Skitter scatters,” ghosts, auras. She just started school and there’s something in the lunchroom only she can see, and this one makes her nervous.’

ask.metafilter.com

The Sound of Online

Telephone recordings, party lines and such from the 90s. I do need to satisfy a voyeuristic urge sometimes.

audio.textfiles.com

Brian, the Angel of History EP

A demo recorded by the would-be crooner Clark Venture (real name: Walter Wojcicki) on April 18, 1958, at Transcontinental Studios in Emeryville, CA, but never released, owing to the destruction of the studio (and Walters master recordings) by a freak Southern Pacific derailment the next day.

robinsloan.bandcamp.com

Vaporwave Van Gogh

A stehtic. And Geocities treasures. Like a little plastic chest of jewels.

vaporwave-van-gogh.tumblr.com

1041uuu

Lovely, subtle pixel art animations. Similar to cinemagraphs, but hand-painted. Also see: Canvas Cycle.

1041uuu.tumblr.com

Retronator

Now this is an impressive realization of a webzine. Every subtle touch—right down to the mouse cursor—draws you in. The author of this is also working on Pixel Art Academy, a game that teaches you how to make pixel art.

www.retronator.com

Bandy Grass

Not just pixel screencaps—if you scroll back, there are neat, compact pixel art animation tutorials. Kind of like zine pages.

bandygrass.tumblr.com

Eleven-Minute Painting

(If you can’t get the Flash video working, see YouTube.) This link is quite elusive for me. I like the idea of a poem read by a computer. I like that the piece sits somewhere between Radiohead’s TTS experiments and Murder of the Universe. I like that this is almost 20 years old now. It’s also interesting that this has spawned a derivative: Ten Minute Painting. I wonder what else is on this thread.

writing.upenn.edu

DENNIS

Floating in a song. This artist also brought us staggeringbeauty.com, a staple of “useless web” tourism.

www.dennis.video

Pinboard

The most minimal and still very sweet way to participate in The Web. The child of watershed linksite Delicious, same conceit: post your bookmarks publicly, add a little note, a few tags. It’s like having your own href.cool! $11/year, but the real deal is $25/year and it’ll archive all the pages you link to.

pinboard.in

Tilde.club

The tilde.club was a 2014 resurgence of tilde-style user directories. You used to get these free at your university or with your home Internet connection in the '90s.

tilde.club

special.fish

Yeah. Whatever this is. A bunch of fish, web fish I guess. Or pebbles maybe. THIS IS WHAT PARTICIPATING IS ALL ABOUT.

special.fish

"My Instagram" (2020)

She rolled her eyes at me. “Yeah,” she said, “because everyone knows images are totally uncomplicated and true and exactly what they announce themselves to be.”

nplusonemag.com

Brad Enslen

I bounce ideas back-and-forth with this fellow. He blogs about web directories and web search—but in an effort to understand how else we could be doing this. Our conversations led me to make this directory.

ramblinggit.com

Indieseek

I mention Brad Enslen in Web/Blog—this is his directory. While href.cool is more about pointless and intriguing links, Indieseek is mostly rock-solid useful or prominent links. And a very good blog about linking and surfing.

indieseek.xyz

Ken Li's Link Archive

It’s difficult to capture the spirit of innovative design that existed on the Old Web. This small directory certainly captures some of it.

www.arkndesign.com

Things Magazine

Although I started actively reading this after starting href.cool, I now get a lot of links from here. I’ve had a chat with the author. (Also on Tumblr.)

www.thingsmagazine.net